Double Spoon Boy

Quite possibly the most famous name on this list, Double Spoon Boy was immortalized when he ate a smoothie straight out of a blender in the middle of a 7.012 lecture, double fisting with a spoon in each hand. Later, Garrison's 7.012 recitation, he actually brought in this mini crock pot device, plugged it in in the back row of the classroom and heated up his lunch to share with his girlfriend. He was also the absolute king of the hover hand, placing it just so narrowly above his girlfriend's shoulder as she moved as far as humanly possible to the opposite side of the adjacent lecture seat. In the most shocking plot twist imaginable, Double Spoon Boy ended up being roommates with Sanchit, who could never make the connection because he never went to lecture.