Angry Mop Lady

All we needed to do was borrow a mop real quick. Our floor was sticky, and after searching every custodian closet, a mop was nowhere to be found. We went down to the dining hall and asked the dining hall workers if we could borrow theirs, and they happily obliged. But right as we were about to take the mop, Angry Mop Lady stormed in, fire pouring from her mouth, smoke billowing from her ears, screaming "YoU CaN'T tAKE thAt!!". And just like that, she got a name for life.